Must See Video: Romney Roasts Obama, Biden at Al Smith Dinner

Whoever wrote Romney’s speech for the Al Smith Dinner last night deserves a medal. One line after another, it was absolutely hilarious.

Here are just a few:

“Don’t be surprised if the president mentions this evening the monthly jobs report where there was a slight improvement in the numbers. He knows how to seize the moment, this president. And already he has a compelling new campaign slogan, ‘You’re better off now than you were four weeks ago.'”

“Campaigns can be grueling, exhausting. President Obama and are each very lucky to have one person who is always in our corner, someone who we can lean on, and someone who is a comforting presence. Without whom, we wouldn’t be able to go another day. I have my beautiful wife Ann, he has Bill Clinton.”

“I have special admiration for the Apostle St. Peter, to whom it is said, ‘Upon this rock, I will build my church.’ The story is all the more inspiring when you consider that he had so many skeptics and scoffers at the time who were heard to say, ‘If you’ve got a church, you didn’t build that.'”

Here’s a complete video of Romney’s speech:

  • JohnWayne

    Hooray for Mitt! He’ll get my vote Monday, 10-22-2012 as soon as the Early Voting Polls open! I have had more than my fill of Marxism!

  • jb80538

    Excelent video!

  • raynbene

    obuma will feel roasted even worse on the morning of November 7, 2012 ! ! And I can’t wait to see it ! !
    Thank you – Mitt Romney ! You have my vote and confidence !

  • Aimee

    Mitt was great! Did you notice his nose was not up the air like the “great one”!

  • Claims1

    Mitt had superb writers for this roast. Reminded me very much of Bob Hope’s “zingers” when roasting Bing Crosby.

  • Mark Brickey

    What an awesome man! I still would like him to be “more conservative” in certain areas, but lok at the quality of this man even when having fun! I’m gonna need to go find Buma’s now & see what he did…I’m sure it’ll be entertaining & informative….

  • Now that is what I call class! – just the opposite of the low lfe in the “Outhouse” now! Can you’s start a collection for me if the new Hitler – he will – steals another election, I want to flee this new totalitarian State as fast as I can!

  • CSN

    Are you better off than you were 2 weeks ago? LOL! Good one liners. “I was hoping Joe Biden would be here tonight, because he’ll laugh at anything.” LOL!

  • gracentruth

    Did Sarah Palin write his speech? It was good. Too bad the criminal acts of GOP ruined the party. Dr. Paul should be the nominee. Peace,