Ex-Knick Davis Says He Was ‘Actually Abducted by Aliens Two Weeks Ago,’ and it Turned Out Pretty Good

Photo Credit: Anthony J. CausiBy Justin Terranova. Former Knick guard Baron Davis said he was recently scouted — by a bunch of ETs!

“I was actually abducted by aliens like two weeks ago,” the two-time NBA All-Star announced on this week’s “The Champs” podcast…

Davis then launches into a several-minute-long description of driving from Vegas to L.A. and suddenly finding himself getting poked in the eyes by “f—ing ugly mother f—ers” in a steel spaceship.

“I’m a little tired and s—,” he begins. “And I see this light and I think it’s a big ass truck, you know, like, aww, f—. Like it’s gonna be traffic.

“And I was driving, driving, then next thing you know, dude, like, I was in this f—ing like steel thing and these f—ing crazy looking peole, like half-human, half, like, f—ing ugly motherf—ers,” he tells the podcast hosts. read more from this story HERE.

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NY Knicks player Baron Davis claims he was abducted by aliens

By Taylor Biggler. The pro basketball player told the West Coast Rydaz podcast Friday that he was driving from Las Vegas to Los Angeles when he was allegedly probed by “half-human” aliens.

“[I was] driving, driving and the next thing you know there’s a steel thing and these crazy-looking people — half-human, half ugly-looking motherfuckers,” he said. ”I see this light and it’s a big ass truck. And I said, oh fuck, this is going to be traffic,” he said.

According to Davis, “They were poking me on the nose, looking at my eyes, they had my hands tied and the next thing you know I was in Montebello,dude, burning rubber on the way back to L.A. at 4 o’clock in the morning.” Read more from this story HERE.