Ex-Knick Davis Says He Was ‘Actually Abducted by Aliens Two Weeks Ago,’ and it Turned Out Pretty Good
Former Knick guard Baron Davis said he was recently abducted by aliens as he was driving to Los Angeles. And he insists that he’s being serious.
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Horrific Scenes From the Bloodiest Day Yet of This Year’s Running of the Bulls (+video)
He was running excitedly for his life with 1,200lb of raging bull on his tail. And then he tripped. In that split second yesterday, this young thrill-seeker’s carnival adventure turned into a horror show that put him inches from death.
Wal-Mart Says No To Living Wage, Could Leave Washington DC
The country’s largest private employer dared Washington D.C. lawmakers to call its bluff. Just 24 hours before a key vote, executives and lobbyists from Wal-Mart issued the following threat to D.C. council members “try to force us to pay our employees a living wage, and we will not build stores in the District.”
Of Democratic Rats and Sinking Ships
According to legend, seafaring rats may possess an almost supernatural psychic ability to predict the future or to interpret natural lore such that they would have foreknowledge of the doom of the ship. The legend seems to have an application to the Obama administration.
Brazilian Man Dies After Cow Falls Through His Roof On Top of Him
Joao Maria de Souza, 45, had been in bed with his wife Leni when the animal fell through the ceiling of their home in Caratinga, southeast Brazil.
South Florida Prepares For Zimmerman Verdict (+video)
The Miami-Dade Police Department is partnering with local pastors in anticipation of the verdict in the George Zimmerman trial. Read about the current status of the case here.
Texas Passes Historic Abortion Restrictions While Protesters Attempt to Bring Feces, Urine into Capitol
The Texas Senate late Friday passed tough new abortion restrictions after weeks of passionate and sometime vulgar protests, sending them to Gov. Rick Perry to sign into law.
Washington Mayor: Mystery Helicopters “Terrorized” City
Dozens of alarmed residents called police to ask what was going on and said the noise and light from the mystery helicopters buzzing around the city panicked horses and other livestock.
Mark Levin Blasts Democrat Zimmerman Judge – a Jeb Bush Appointee – For Being “Way Out of Line!” (+video)
Mark Levin, a constitutional law attorney, took real offense at “obnoxious and pathetic” Judge Debra Nelson for improperly questioning defendant George Zimmerman.
Unanswered Questions Plague Seal Team 6 Losses
There are many, many questions that remain unanswered about the brave Navy SEAL team members who put on the boots and weaponry and defended America and how they may have been used as political pawns in a White House campaign to “reach out and coddle Islamist fundamentalists.”