Lies, Lies, and More Lies: “New” Alaska Republican Party, Same as the Old

The new boss? Same as the old. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Alaska Republican Party Chair Tuckerman Babcock today filed an FEC complaint against Joe Miller’s campaign filled with fabrications and lies.

Either Tuckerman Babcock is incompetent, or dishonest. There isn’t much middle ground.

It should be readily apparent that an LLC (Restoring Liberty) solely owned by the principal (Joe) can make unlimited contributions. The only quibble can be over the value. Yet Mr. Babcock complains both that the campaign didn’t disclose enough, and that it disclosed too much.

Below are the complaints filed with the Federal Election Commission:

1. Made illegal corporate contributions to the Miller campaign – This is categorically false. Joe solely owns and controls Restoring Liberty, LLC. It is completely legal for Joe Miller to donate his own money and resources. See Federal Election Campaign Guide, page 29.

2. Illegally accepted extremely valuable in-kind campaign contributions from corporate sponsors – This also is patently false. See above.

3. Illegally accepted unlawful or excess contributions in the form of free rent for the headquarters – This is also false, checks went out before the complaint was filed. There was a clerical error in the report. Will be included in forthcoming amended filing.

4. Accepted email and other lists from corporate entities without paying fair value – This is also completely untrue, and without warrant. See No. 1.

5. Transferred use of “corporate” social media accounts without paying fair value – False claim. Restoring Liberty has a separate Facebook account. Even if Joe were using Restoring Liberty accounts, it would still be untrue. See No. 1.

6. Placed a direct link to his US Senate campaign on a for-profit corporate website without paying fair value – False claim. Already disclosed as in-kind donation. See No. 1.

7. Made numerous solicitations for campaign donations without a proper disclaimer – This claim is partially true. We are aware of one email that was sent at the beginning of the campaign without a proper disclaimer. When it was discovered, the error was immediately corrected in further communications. It is being investigated to determine if there was indeed more than one.

8. Utilized yard signs and other materials with inaccurate disclaimers – Volunteers have utilized old campaign material. However, to suggest this represents an FEC violation is absurd.

9. Solicited donations via radio communications without a proper disclaimer – It is unknown what is being claimed here. Appears to be a complete fabrication.

10. Failure to properly disclose receipts and expenditures – There were some incidental omissions that will appear in the amended form.

11. Fabricated certain in-kind contributions – False statement. Citizens for Joe Miller received tens of thousands of old mailers paid for by the Alaska Republican Party that were reported as an in-kind contribution.

Lisa Murkowski and Tuckerman Babcock are clearly desperate to change the subject. Murkowski’s campaign is sinking in the polls, and Babcock has his own house to clean. These kinds of frivolous complaints are a clear sign that the senator is losing.

Here’s hoping Mr. Babcock will come clean and shed some light on the troubling $150,000+ Murkowski-ARP money laundering scheme.

Alaska: A Case Study in Medicaid Expansion

My home state of Alaska is the latest state to discover the painful side effects of expanding Medicaid under ObamaCare. It’s been roughly a year since Gov. Bill Walker unilaterally made this move via executive order, but the program already costs tens of millions of dollars more than projected for 2016. With the state beginning to shoulder part of the bill for the expansion next year, the program’s higher-than-expected costs now threaten to destabilize a state budget that’s already in disarray.

This is a typical result of Medicaid expansion, and one Gov. Walker should have expected. Although the federal government promises “free money” to cover the cost of the program, there’s no such thing.

Medicaid expansion enables thousands of able-bodied, childless, working-age adults to receive taxpayer-funded health insurance. In Alaska’s case, only about 45% of those eligible under the expansion are currently working. This includes people who may already have private insurance coverage but choose to enroll in the government program instead.

This program is costly. Medicaid’s actuaries released a report earlier this summer that revealed spending per new Medicaid enrollee was 49% higher than expected.

The result is a higher bill for taxpayers. Alaska’s Medicaid expansion was initially expected to cost $145 million this year. Even though the number of enrollees roughly matched expectations, the cost of providing them insurance did not. That clocks in at $175 million, a $30 million difference that’s also higher than the Medicaid expansion’s expected cost for all of 2017, too. (Read more from “Alaska: A Case Study in Medicaid Expansion” HERE)

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Sadie Robertson Shares Her Thoughts on Trump in Light of Recent Scandals

Despite the release of a sexually explicit audio recording and several subsequent sexual assault allegations, one of Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump’s youngest female supporters recently revealed she still supports the embattled billionaire.

Reality television personality Sadie Robertson shared her take on the contentious election cycle when a reporter for The Huntsville (Ala.) Times asked if she continued to stand by the endorsement she made in August.

“That’s a good question,” the Duck Dynasty star said. “I would say yes, I would be voting for Trump.”

Robertson went on to explain that her support for the real-estate developer does not mean she supports his behavior.

“It doesn’t mean that I agree with everything he says or that he’s a moral person,” she said, “but in the end it comes down to two people.”

The 19-year-old, who was the runner-up in Season 19 of Dancing with the Stars, is not the only member of her famous family to publicly back Trump.

Her father, Willie Robertson, supported Trump during the primary. Family patriarch Phil Robertson endorsed the former reality television host after his first choice, Texas Sen. Ted Cruz, suspended his campaign.

“For me and my family,” Sadie Robertson said, “we agree with what Trump wants to do with America.”

She went on to describe the unique opportunity she has as a celebrity to influence others as a responsibility she does not take lightly.

“It’s a huge honor, honestly,” she said, adding she is thankful her position allows her to share her Christian faith with a wide audience.

“When people have told me I’m a role model,” Robertson explained, “it makes me excited, because I’m going to share the good news.”

While Trump’s current controversies cost him some support among women, Robertson is hardly the only prominent female to continue openly endorsing the GOP nominee.

Patricia Smith, whose son was among the four Americans killed in the 2012 attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi, is one such supporter. She is expected to be one of Trump’s guests in the audience for the final presidential debate on Wednesday. (For more from the author of “Sadie Robertson Shares Her Thoughts on Trump in Light of Recent Scandals” please click HERE)

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Clinton Accuser Rips CNN as Network Trumpets Another New Poll

As CNN on Monday breathlessly announced yet another poll from media sources bearing good news for Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, there was one very loud, dissenting voice.

Kathleen Willey, who accused former President Bill Clinton of sexual misconduct while she was a White House aide, started an avalanche of attacks against CNN by delivering a succinct denunciation of the network.

The flareup started innocuously, with CNN’s Jake Tapper tweeting out a preview of coming attractions.

A little while later, Willey pounced.

Tapper’s reaction seemed puzzled.

Willey had one more shot.

Her tweet referred to Charles Ortel, a writer and financial expert who has been critical of the Clinton Foundation.

Willey, who first told her story of being sexually assaulted in 1998 as part of the investigation into Bill Clinton’s affair with Monica Lewinsky, has returned to the national stage this year in support of Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump.

She found support for her position on Twitter.

Trump has also questioned the accuracy of polls, roundly attacking them as an example of media bias.

“What they do is they show these phony polls where they look at Democrats, and it’s heavily weighted with Democrats. And then they’ll put on a poll where we’re not winning, and everybody says, ‘Oh, they’re not winning,’” Trump said Monday in Boynton Beach, Fla. “The truth is, I think we’re winning.”

Trump has indicated he sees media bias and dubious polling as an extension of a larger issue in the campaign.

“There is nothing the political establishment will not do, and no lie they will not tell, to hold on to their prestige and power at your expense. The Washington establishment, and the financial and media corporations that fund it, exists for only one reason: to protect and enrich itself,” he said earlier this month.

“The most powerful weapon deployed by the Clintons is the corporate media,” Trump added. “Let’s be clear on one thing: The corporate media in our country is no longer involved in journalism. They are a political special interest, no different than any lobbyist or other financial entity with an agenda. And their agenda is to elect the Clintons at any cost, at any price, no matter how many lives they destroy. For them, it is a war — and for them, nothing is out of bounds.” (For more from the author of “Clinton Accuser Rips CNN as Network Trumpets Another New Poll” please click HERE)

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WSJ: Top Clinton-Allied Group Gave $468,000 for Senior FBI Official’s Wife’s Campaign

The Wall Street Journal (WSJ) reports that groups affiliated with top Hillary Clinton ally Virginia Governor Terry McAuliffe contributed nearly $700,000 to help a State Senate candidate whose husband oversaw the FBI’s investigation of Clinton’s e-mails.

According to WSJ:

The political organization of Virginia Gov. Terry McAuliffe, an influential Democrat with longstanding ties to Bill and Hillary Clinton, gave nearly $500,000 to the election campaign of the wife of an official at the Federal Bureau of Investigation who later helped oversee the investigation into Mrs. Clinton’s email use.

Campaign finance records show Mr. McAuliffe’s political-action committee donated $467,500 to the 2015 state Senate campaign of Dr. Jill McCabe, who is married to Andrew McCabe, now the deputy director of the FBI.

The Virginia Democratic Party, over which Mr. McAuliffe exerts considerable control, donated an additional $207,788 worth of support to Dr. McCabe’s campaign in the form of mailers, according to the records. That adds up to slightly more than $675,000 to her candidacy from entities either directly under Mr. McAuliffe’s control or strongly influenced by him. The figure represents more than a third of all the campaign funds Dr. McCabe raised in the effort.

McAuliffe was one of the people who convinced Dr. McCabe to run for office, according to the Journal. An office spokesperson told the newspaper that McAuliffe “supported Jill McCabe because he believed she would be a good state senator. This is a customary practice for Virginia governors. … Any insinuation that his support was tied to anything other than his desire to elect candidates who would help pass his agenda is ridiculous.”

The FBI likewise said there was nothing untoward about McAuliffe’s support for Dr. McCabe, who was the third-largest recipient of Common Good PAC in 2015.

The FBI said in a statement that during his wife’s campaign Mr. McCabe “played no role, attended no events, and did not participate in fundraising or support of any kind. Months after the completion of her campaign, then-Associate Deputy Director McCabe was promoted to Deputy, where, in that position, he assumed for the first time, an oversight role in the investigation into Secretary Clinton’s emails.”

FBI officials said that after that meeting with the governor in Richmond on March 7, Mr. McCabe sought ethics advice from the bureau and followed it, avoiding involvement with public corruption cases in Virginia, and avoiding any campaign activity or events.

Mr. McCabe’s supervision of the Clinton email case in 2016 wasn’t seen as a conflict or an ethics issue because his wife’s campaign was over by then and Mr. McAuliffe wasn’t part of the email probe, officials said.

However, Mr. McCabe was involved both directly and indirectly in the Clinton investigation from the time it was launched 15 months ago. He initially oversaw the FBI’s D.C. field office, “which provided personnel and resources to the Clinton email probe.” In February 2016, Mr. McCabe was promoted to the FBI’s second-highest post, where he was a senior member of the group overseeing the investigation into Clinton’s e-mail practices.

This is not the first accusation of improper action by McAuliffe. He is under investigation for possibly illegal donations by the same office formerly headed by Mr. McCabe. (For more from the author of “WSJ: Top Clinton-Allied Group Gave $468,000 for Senior FBI Official’s Wife’s Campaign” please click HERE)

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A Week in the Life and Lies of Hillary Clinton

Here’s what we know: The news involving Hillary Clinton was flying hard and fast last week. And the mainstream news media is so in-the-tank for Clinton it’s growing barnacles.

So let’s see if we can run down some of last week’s adventures and revelations that the mainstream media won’t put together for you, and find a common denominator among them all.

Clinton’s Campaign Pays to Cause Violence at Trump Rallies

One of the main themes of the general election has been the notion that Trump’s rallies are violence-filled exercises in extremism. What we learned from the first Project Veritas undercover videos is that the violence was instigated by paid operatives of Hillary Clinton. Her people boasted about it. They are also seen on the tape saying knowledge of their dirty works went all the way up to Hillary. This should be no surprise. The tactics used were straight out of Saul Alinksy’s Rules for Radicals, and Hillary Clinton is nothing if not a disciple of Alinksy. But what we lack in surprise we should make up with horror.

Think about it: A major candidate for president of the United States is deliberately instigating violence in the American streets. In Chicago, that instigation led to riots that injured two Chicago policemen, among others. Blue Lives Matter? Black Lives Matter? For Hillary, apparently only the White House matters.

During Wednesday night’s debate, Hillary neither denied nor defended herself against the charge. Instead, she again accused Donald Trump of inspiring violence. Accusing your enemy of what you yourself are doing is just another of Alinky’s Rules.

Exposing National Security Secrets

During the debate, Hillary Clinton managed to share with our enemies America’s response time to a nuclear attack! Military experts immediately worried that she had just spilled an extremely sensitive national security secret. Remember the saying “Loose Lips Sink Ships”? Loose Lips should at least sink a candidacy, especially if it’s a candidate who, according to FBI Director James Comey, was “extremely careless” when handling national secrets. She didn’t need a computer server this time. Just a few seconds of air time.

Speaking of Hillary’s mishandling of classified information, a video emerged of Hillary lecturing State Department staffers in 2010 of the dangers of such carelessness. Either Clinton believes rules don’t apply to her or she is unaware of what she is reading into a camera. Neither bodes well for a potential commander-in-chief.

The “Quid Pro Quo” to Protect Hillary

While we’re on the subject of the FBI and classified emails, notes from the FBI’s criminal investigation of Clinton revealed an appalling effort by Undersecretary of State, and former Clinton underling, Patrick Kennedy to pressure the FBI to change the classification of one of the most highly classified emails found on Hillary’s server.

The FBI had been begging Kennedy for months to allow more FBI agents overseas. Kennedy ignored the requests. Suddenly, Kennedy calls up out of the blue with what the FBI notes specifically call a “quid pro quo” offer. Basically, Kennedy said he’d give them those agents they wanted, if they did him this little-itty-bitty favor: Downgrade the classification on one of two emails found on Hillary’s private server that the FBI had flagged. Downgrading the email would not only keep it from the public, it would give Hillary more cover for her lie that there was no classified email on her server. Not coincidentally, the email had to do with Benghazi.

The State Department and the FBI deny there was any “quid pro quo” because there never was a deal. There never was a deal because when the FBI agent saw that the email involved Benghazi, he told Kennedy to take a flying leap.

“Mr. Fix It” Meets the Possibility of Blackmail

With the mainstream media’s joy at digging up all the abundant dirt on Donald Trump, you’d think a cover story from the people who exposed John Edward’s affair in 2008 would generate at least some attention. Apparently not, if the target is Hillary Rodham Clinton. On Wednesday, the National Enquirer released a detailed story from a self-described Hollywood “Mr. Fix It,” who says that from 1994 to 2008, he covered up a dozen or so lurid incidents involving both Bill and Hillary Clinton, including Bill’s romps with a hooker caught on tape and Hillary’s dalliances with both men and women.

You can read all about it in the grocery line.

“Oh, but that’s just sex. That’s just her personal life,” we’ll hear. (As if somehow her personal life is less relevant than Trump’s.)

Wrong. Far more important is the implication of the story. For six of the years Mr. Fix It says he cleaned up the Clintons’ messes, they were the President and First Lady of the United States. Meaning, if even one of those stories is true, Hillary Clinton behaved in a manner that could have exposed the U.S. government to blackmail.

As did her careless use of a private server.

This gets us to the common denominator linking all these above stories together.

Hillary’s Self-Interest Over the Security of the Nation

The one theme running through just this one week of stories is that time and time again, Hillary Clinton puts her needs and desires over the security and safety of the United States. Her ambition comes before America, her power over “We the People.”

These recent revelations alone spell out how completely Hillary Clinton has betrayed the public trust. However, The Stream ‘s Nancy Flory lays out how this pattern of betraying the public trust goes back to the early 1970s, when she was fired from the Watergate Committee.

We’re Not Done Yet …

Among last week’s other Clinton moments:

1. WikiLeaks revealed that the Clinton Foundation pays women drastically less than it pays men, despite the fact that she has used such disparity statistics for years to paint corporate America as sexist.

2. Pay-to-Play: WikiLeaks also revealed Hillary Clinton agreed to attend a meeting in Morocco if Morocco kicked in $12 million to the Foundation and Clinton Global Initiative. In the email, her aide and BFF Huma Abedin grumbled, “She created this mess and she knows it.” Huma could have said the same about the Clinton campaign bus that illegally dumped fecal matter into a city sewer.

3. Project Veritas also released a second video showing Clinton operatives scheming on ways to commit massive voter fraud. When Donald Trump said in the debate that given such evidence as the video he would have to wait and see before accepting the election results, Clinton expressed shock and horror. Yes, a woman who served in the administration of a man birthed in the Chicago machine, expressing horror over the possibility of voter fraud.

Finally, the notes released by the FBI show that Hillary Clinton was so rude and “contemptuous” of her State Department security detail that senior agents refused to work with her. (They also resented being put in significant danger just for a photo op during a trip to Jakarta.)

If Hillary Clinton has that much contempt for people willing to take a bullet for her, how much more contempt does she have for voters she’s never met? (For more from the author of “A Week in the Life and Lies of Hillary Clinton” please click HERE)

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The Myth of Donald Trump as an ‘Anti-Intellectual’

One of the criticisms frequently hurled at Donald Trump is that he’s an “anti-intellectual.” Liberals count on incautious readers to conflate the term “intellectual” (which refers to a range of professions, which leftists mostly dominate, and not because they have the better arguments) with “intelligent person.” But while there is some overlap, those terms mean quite different things. I care a good deal about this distinction, having edited the website Intellectual Conservative since 2002.

Trump shares very similar views to the other Republican candidates for president against whom he ran, on some 80 percent of issues (abortion, taxes, Obamacare, a strong defense). But he stood out from most of them on a few hot-button issues that are key to the self-conception of contemporary academics and journalists — principally, trade and immigration. On those subjects, he took a stance in support of what he and millions of others see as America’s national interest; that stance was one that’s anathema to most self-conceived “intellectuals” in 2016.

Those candidates who didn’t challenge today’s (quite recent) consensus on those two issues got much milder treatment from the media. For instance, The New York Times described Jeb Bush as “an intellectual in search of new ideas, a serial consulter of outsiders who relishes animated debate and a probing manager who eagerly burrows into the bureaucratic details.”

Now, that description wouldn’t fit Donald Trump. But Trump graduated with high grades from schools as demanding as those Jeb Bush attended. He is a very bright guy who is sloppy sometimes when speaking because he’s not a polished lifelong politician and he enjoys entertaining. It’s part of his charisma. Reasonable people can disagree over Trump’s boorish, flamboyant style. But to claim that he is an anti-intellectual is to grant the left’s self-serving definition of what intellectual life entails. It is clear that Trump has a strong grasp of the issues, although as a relatively newcomer to politics, it could take him several years to acquire the memory to spout details off the top of his head. But any policy wonk invited on a Sunday morning talk show can manage that. Is that what we want in a president?

That Trump may have plenty of supporters with middling IQs is meaningless. Democrats traditionally have higher numbers among less-skilled and less-educated voters and they are never accused of being anti-intellectual. A Pew survey from 2012 found, “On eight of 13 questions about politics, Republicans outscored Democrats by an average of 18 percentage points.” High school dropouts have traditionally favored Democrats, and this has expanded in recent years to include those with only a high school education or some college. Notably, the majority of regular contributors to my Intellectual Conservative website support Trump, as do the signers of the Scholars for Trump manifesto.

The Left’s Self-Certifying Coup in the Academy

The left has hijacked the word “intellectual” by shutting conservatives out of academia, relegating equally well-educated and thoughtful conservatives to think tanks and public policy. Secure in their institutional control over academies, the left has run rampant and allowed its own standards to plummet. Look at the dumbed-down and ideological courses offered in higher education. Besides the postmodern nonsense that has infiltrated traditional disciplines like literature and philosophy, there are now entire departments devoted to the left’s agenda, which goes unchallenged. (Find me a pro-life women’s studies professor. One.)

Leftist and far left professors now outnumber conservatives almost 12 to 1 in fields like History, Psychology, Law, Economics and Journalism. In History alone, conservatives are outnumbered 33 to 1. In contrast, in the disciplines that require mathematical competence, but aren’t typically homes of self-designated “intellectuals,” conservatives still get hired. The left/right ratio is 2.5 to 1 in engineering and 6.3 to 1 in hard sciences and math.

Plain Talk is Part of a Leader’s Job

Trump has amply demonstrated his grasp of conservative public policy. When asked during one of the presidential debates how the Constitution should be interpreted, he responded, “The justices that I’m going to appoint will be pro-life, they will have a conservative bent. They will be protecting the Second Amendment. They are great scholars in all cases ― and they’re people of tremendous respect. They will interpret the Constitution the way the Founders wanted it interpreted.” That is Justice Antonin Scalia’s view of the Constitution, put in plain words for ordinary voters.

Similarly, when asked about taxes, Trump replied, “The more government takes in taxes, the less incentive people have to work. What coal miner or assembly-line worker jumps at the offer of overtime when he knows Uncle Sam is going to take sixty percent or more of his extra pay?”

Even his statements about illegal immigration demonstrate a thorough understanding of the issue. “A nation without borders is not a nation at all,” he said. “We must have a wall. The rule of law matters.”

One of Trump’s most vocal supporters is the conservative pundit Ann Coulter. She is an extraordinarily bright, practiced constitutional lawyer and has written 12 books on politics. Penguin Random House describes one of her books: “How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must), the instant New York Times bestseller, shows why Ann Coulter has become the most recognized — and controversial — conservative intellectual in years.” Yet, like Trump, she has a speaking style that is disarming.

Trump has become a politician, and most politicians merely skim the surface of ideas, speaking in emotionally appealing talking points in order to gain support. That is their job — not filling the left’s revisionist meaning of the word intellectual. (For more from the author of “The Myth of Donald Trump as an ‘Anti-Intellectual'” please click HERE)

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25 Years After Thomas Joins Supreme Court, a Friend Hails an American Originalist

Not every justice on the Supreme Court connects the “magical words” of the Declaration of Independence with the government structure set up in the Constitution to protect natural rights as expressed by Thomas Jefferson.

In fact, the only one to do so with any consistency in recent years is Justice Clarence Thomas, a friend and former White House lawyer said in an interview with The Daily Signal on the occasion of the 25th anniversary of Thomas’s swearing-in.

“What we now have after Thomas has served for 25 years on the court is not just an amazing and inspiring life story, but a remarkable record of jurisprudence,” recalled Mark Paoletta, who was on the White House legal team when President George H.W. Bush nominated Thomas to the high court.

Other judges have produced “originalist” decisions, Paoletta said, but Thomas stands out as the one most willing to challenge prior court decisions that in his view conflict with constitutional rights, some of them lost to history and calling out for restoration:

Thomas is the one justice who is most willing to look back to the Declaration of Independence as the lodestar of our constitutional structure and how this leads into the concept of federalism, the separation of powers, the suspicion of centralized power and how dangerous it can be to liberty, which is why only certain powers are given to the federal government.

Thomas will deliver The Heritage Foundation’s Joseph Story Distinguished Lecture on Wednesday evening.

Thomas was sworn in as the 106th justice of the Supreme Court — and only the second black — in a private ceremony there on Oct. 23, 1991. The quiet dignity of the event belied the firestorm of controversy that surrounded his confirmation hearings before the Senate Judiciary Committee.

The Senate voted 52-48 to confirm Thomas after he endured an onslaught of attacks that included unsubstantiated allegations of sexual harassment. Thomas described the turn taken by his confirmation hearings as a “high-tech lynching for uppity blacks who in any way deign to think for themselves.”

‘Challenging Civil Rights Leadership’

Thomas’s jaundiced view of liberals’ concept of a “living Constitution” that could be molded and reshaped to fit contemporary political agendas antagonized liberal pressure groups that favored abortion rights and racial preferences.

Many of these same groups had worked successfully to convince Democrats to reject President Ronald Reagan’s nomination of Robert Bork to the Supreme Court in 1987. Bork, a former U.S. solicitor general who served on the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia, shared many of Thomas’s convictions on the role of the judiciary.

With an eye toward the failed effort to confirm Bork, the political and legal team inside the White House of George H.W. Bush were prepared to mount a vigorous defense of Thomas, Paoletta recalled.

“One of the great achievements of [the elder] George Bush as president was the confirmation of Clarence Thomas to the Supreme Court,” Paoletta told The Daily Signal. “We had a lot of people involved with Bork who recognized what a titanic effort this would be, and they were ready to go on the offensive for Thomas and to provide a rapid-fire response against his critics and to make the case for him.”

While the Bork hearings were “game changing” in terms of how they affected subsequent confirmation processes, Paoletta said, he is convinced that in many respects the left’s attacks on Thomas were more severe and personal:

The Bork hearings showed us all how nasty the left is, and what’s shocking is that as bad as the Bork hearings were, the Thomas hearings were actually worse in terms of now nasty and vicious the left was toward Thomas. I think this had a lot to do with the fact that he was a black conservative who was challenging the civil rights leadership.

While civil rights leaders of the day put their emphasis on group rights that rely upon government solutions such as affirmative action, Thomas emphasized individual rights consistent with natural law as expressed in the Declaration of Independence, Paoletta said.

“I think the black leadership always viewed him as a threat to their business, so they sent out this signal that it was OK to go after him,” Paoletta said. “So you had this toxic combination of the civil rights leadership with all of the other groups that opposed Bork coming together to oppose Thomas.”

Thomas as Natural Law Judge

Since joining the Supreme Court, Thomas has emerged as a staunch proponent of “originalist” jurisprudence and as someone who takes a dim view of longstanding precedents that intrude upon the natural rights of all Americans.

While in some ways the drama of the Thomas confirmation battle never quite subsided, the justice’s contributions to the cause of originalism most intrigue Paoletta.

Thomas’s willingness to uproot “stare decisis”–the doctrine of upholding legal precedents–when it conflicts with the Constitution’s original meaning has placed the justice at odds with jurists and academics from across the political spectrum.

Paoletta points to the 2010 case of McDonald v. City of Chicago, where Thomas separated himself not just from his liberal colleagues but from other justices who might be considered originalists.

Five of the nine justices ruled that the 14th Amendment protects Americans’ individual right to keep and bear arms, and that the states cannot infringe on this right. Four of them based their decision on the doctrine of substantive due process, but not Thomas. Instead, he wrote a concurring opinion seizing upon the 14th Amendment’s “privileges or immunities” clause, which essentially had been discarded by the high court in the 1873 Slaughter-House cases.

Paoletta acknowledges that this commitment to the fixed meaning of the Constitution and the ideals of the American founding period sometimes puts Thomas in conflict with elite opinion, but as far he is concerned it also puts Thomas squarely on the side of “We the People.”

Paoletta, now a partner in the Washington law firm of DLA Piper, played an instrumental role both in the nomination and confirmation of Thomas to the Supreme Court.

Paoletta first reached out on behalf of the White House when Thomas was chairman of the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission. He asked Thomas to send speeches, articles, and other material in anticipation of his appointment by Bush to the U.S. Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia in 1990.

The following year, Paoletta had a front row seat during the most contentious moments of Thomas’s Supreme Court confirmation hearings. The two men have remained close friends.

‘A Horrible Experience’

Now that Thomas, 68, has served on the court for a quarter of a century, Paoletta, 54, continues to work to correct the record where he sees revisionist history and biased reporting in play.

He set up a website, ConfirmationBiased.com, as a rejoinder to the HBO docudrama “Confirmation,” which aired in April. Paoletta describes the film as a “classic Hollywood hit job” and an “all-out assault on Thomas” that distorts the truth of what transpired during the hearings.

The docudrama is riddled with “glaring omissions and distortions” that can’t be reconciled with key facts, according to ConfirmationBiased.com. That’s in large part because the story Anita Hill presented to the Senate Judiciary Committee in October 1991 was neither believable nor credible, Paoletta argues.

Hill, a law professor who had worked for Thomas at both the Department of Education and Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, testified that he sexually harassed her. But when members of the Judiciary Committee questioned key details of her televised testimony, Paoletta points out, Hill revised and retracted some of her statements.

Paoletta said the docudrama also failed to focus attention on 12 female witnesses who testified on behalf of Thomas. The women had worked with both Thomas and Hill, and said they did not believe Hill’s allegations.

“Even though this was a horrible experience for Thomas, the American people were able to watch those hearings uninterrupted and unfiltered and make their own assessment,” Paoletta told The Daily Signal, adding:

They saw 12 incredibly impressive, strong women who came forward in support of Thomas. But not a single coworker of Hill’s came forward to support her allegations. Usually when you have a case like this, you have many witnesses, not just one. With the case involving Bill Cosby, for example, you have scores of women coming forward. But no one else made the allegations Anita Hill did. Her story was just not plausible.

“Once Thomas was nominated, I spoke with him on a daily basis and the day the Anita Hill allegations broke I stayed close to him,” Paoletta said. “When you go through something like that together, it creates a bond.”

‘Refreshing and Exciting’

By a margin of more than 2 to 1, the American public believed Thomas, and about 26 percent of women believed Hill, according to a New York Times/CBS News poll taken after the hearings in 1991.

“There’s no gender gap there in that poll,” Paoletta said. “Her story just did not add up. The American people took Hill’s full measure and found her wanting.”

Yet organizers of the Smithsonian’s new Museum of African American History and Culture virtually lionize Hill in one exhibit while relegating Thomas to a relative footnote, as both the justice’s admirers and fair-minded historians note.

Five days before the private swearing-in at the Supreme Court 25 years ago Sunday, Thomas was sworn in at the White House with more than 300 family and friends in attendance. (That event can be viewed here.)

Despite ongoing efforts on the left aimed at tarnishing his reputation, some continuing to invoke Hill’s claims, Thomas has made lasting and enduring contributions to the cause of originalism, Paoletta said.

While Thomas is widely viewed as someone who was closely aligned with Justice Antonin Scalia until his death in February, Paoletta says he saw important differences between the two.

“Where Scalia once described himself as a ‘faint-hearted originalist’ who would look to precedent,” Paoletta said, “Thomas is undeterred by precedent when it conflicts with the original meaning of the Constitution.”

(Nearly 25 years later, Scalia, a Reagan appointee, said he “repudiated” those words and instead would call himself an “honest” originalist.)

Paoletta set up a second website, JusticeThomas.com, to detail Thomas’s judicial philosophy and some of the most consequential cases that flesh out the justice’s originalist philosophy.

“What Thomas has done is to go back and dig down deep into every constitutional provision that comes before the court, and to apply the original meaning and to invite litigants to revisit these issues when an earlier decision may have gotten it wrong. That’s refreshing and that’s exciting,” Paoletta said, adding:

When Scalia came along, no one else was really looking at the text or the original meaning, and we are all indebted to Scalia for his remarkable jurisprudence. But it was Thomas who came along and said he would not be cabined in by a judicial process that did not go back and determine what the constitutional text was actually saying. Thomas has taken originalist jurisprudence and made it even stronger because he is unencumbered by precedent.

Beginnings

Paoletta first met Thomas in 1983, when he was an intern for the Republican National Committee and was fortunate enough to hop a ride with Bush, then vice president, on Air Force Two.

It was October, and Bush was flying to Bridgeport, Connecticut, to campaign for Paoletta’s uncle, Leonard S. Paoletta, then the city’s Republican mayor. It turned out Thomas was speaking that same day at Sacred Heart University in Fairfield, Connecticut, and met up with the White House team.

“He made a very big impression on me that day,” Paoletta recalled. “Even back then, I could see how electrifying he was.”

Fast forward to 1989, when Paoletta was working in the White House Office of Personnel. He was assigned the task of reaching out to Thomas about a potential appointment, though it wasn’t clear what exactly it would be. As requested, Thomas sent the White House copies of his writings, speeches, and other materials.

“Even then, I could see from all the material from the 1980s that Thomas was thinking about the Declaration of Independence and the natural law. I could see from his article and speeches that he was taking on certain institutions, and taking on Congress, for example, for passing things on administratively that it should not.”

After the elder Bush appointed Thomas to the D.C. Court of Appeals, the judge offered Paoletta a clerkship with a warning that, unlike the White House, working in that environment would be similar to working in a “monastery.”

When Paoletta informed his White House colleagues of the opportunity, they asked him to serve instead in the Office of White House Counsel. Thomas gave his blessing to the move. (For more from the author of “25 Years After Thomas Joins Supreme Court, a Friend Hails an American Originalist” please click HERE)

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Controversial Proposal for Nurses Could Expand Access to Care for Veterans

For years, state and federal policymakers have discussed proposals to expand the role of advanced practice registered nurses, with major physician groups like the American Medical Association squaring off against nurse organizations like the American Nurses Association.

But a proposed rule from the Department of Veterans Affairs to allow nurse practitioners, nurse midwives, and clinical nurse specialists to practice independently of physicians has brought the debate to the national spotlight and sparked an unprecedented response from the public.

“To use advanced practice registered nurses to their full authority, it improves access and enables the delivery of high-quality care, and that’s good for everybody,” Marla Weston, CEO of the American Nurses Association, told The Daily Signal. “It’s good for the health care system, and it’s good for people in all sorts of ways.”

Advanced practice nurses have master’s, post-master’s, or doctoral degrees and have to adhere to scope of practice regulations, which are parameters set by state boards, legislatures, and the government that dictate the services providers can give to which patients and in what settings.

In Arizona, for example, nurse anesthetists cannot provide anesthetics unless they’re “under the direction of and in the presence of a physician or surgeon.”

Groups like the American Nurses Association and the American Association of Nurse Anesthetists have long called on state lawmakers to expand the scope of practice for registered nurses or grant full practice authority.

But up until 2010, states were slow to react.

That year, the Institute of Medicine, after launching a two-year initiative with the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation in 2008, released a report examining the future of the nursing profession. Included in that report was an analysis of the legal barriers in place across many states that make it difficult for advanced practice registered nurses to use the full scope of their training and education.

The report recommended state policymakers lift some of these constraints to expand the scope of practice for advanced registered nurses, which the Institute of Medicine said would improve care for patients.

“Now is the time to eliminate the outdated regulations and organizational and cultural barriers that limit the ability of nurses to practice to the full extent of their education, training, and competence,” the Institute of Medicine concluded.

In the wake of the report, states began to act, with legislators debating laws that would allow advanced practice registered nurses like nurse practitioners and nurse anesthetists to practice independently.

Today, 21 states and the District of Columbia have granted nurse practitioners full practice authority, according to the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation.

Lawmakers in Nebraska and Maryland were to most recent to do so, passing legislation last year that allows nurse practitioners to practice independently of a physician.

And 40 states and the District of Columbia don’t have a physician supervision requirement for nurse anesthetists on the books, according to the American Association of Nurse Anesthetists.

Heading into 2017, lawmakers in Tennessee and Arizona are gearing up to address the scope of practice for advanced practice registered nurses.

A coalition of these nurses in Arizona lobbied the state legislature last year, urging them to expand nurses’ authority and change language requiring nurse anesthetists to provide anesthetics under “the direction of and in the presence of a physician or surgeon.”

But after medical associations worked to stop the original bill, it was ultimately defeated.

Ali Baghai, a nurse anesthetist working in Tempe, Arizona, and the former president of the Arizona Association of Nurse Anesthetists, said advanced practice nurses plan to take a more piecemeal approach to legislation next year.

“APRNs and [nurse anesthetists] provide high quality, safe, and cost effective health care,” Baghai told The Daily Signal. “It’s been proven for decades, and we just want legislation that lets us do our jobs and take care of patients.”

A National Debate

Though advanced practice nurses have seen success at the state level in expanding the scope of practice for nurse practitioners, nurse anesthetists, nurse midwives, and clinical nurse specialists, their efforts have not been met without resistance from medical associations and physician advocates.

And in no place is that split between the nursing community and physicians more evident than at the VA, where a proposed rule to grant full practice authority to advanced practice nurses led to one of the largest responses to a federal regulation, with more than 178,000 comments submitted to the government via the regulations.gov website.

“The best way to honor our commitment to our veterans is to modernize the VA and eliminate unnecessary regulations that only impede our ability to provide them quality care,” Michael Smith, a former clinical specialist in the Army, wrote in a comment to the VA supporting the proposal. “Lifting the restrictions on nurse practitioners is a great place to start.”

Other veterans, meanwhile, opposed the VA’s rule.

“I’m a veteran: I put my life on the line in service to my country, and I believe that I deserve quality health care,” Sean Malin wrote in a separate comment. “I oppose any mandate that would force the best trained physicians out of the operating room.”

The VA announced its proposal in May, and the rule would extend to nurse practitioners, nurse midwives, and clinical nurse specialists while they’re employed by the VA.

A spokeswoman for the VA said officials are hoping to finalize the rule by January.

In its initial notice, the government said that granting advanced practice nurses full practice authority would “increase veterans’ access to VA health care by expanding the pool” of qualified health professionals.

And supporters of the proposal like the American Nurses Association and American Association of Nurse Anesthetists agree.

“One of the things that we know has historically been an issue or been an issue recently is access to care,” Weston said. “One of the things that would happen in an immediate way is that access would increase dramatically. That will be good for the VA and good for our veterans.”

Before the American Nurses Association, Weston worked at the Department of Veterans Affairs in the Veterans Healthcare Administration in both the Office of Nursing Services and the Workforce Management and Consulting Office.

In addition to increasing veterans’ access to care, expanding nurses’ authority would put the VA in line with other government entities that have already done so, supporters said. Currently, advanced practice nurses serving in the armed forces and working with the Indian Health Service can practice independently.

“It doesn’t make sense to say, ‘OK, it’s alright for the military, all branches. It’s alright for the Indian Health Service to do this. But in the VA? No,’” Cheryl Nimmo, president of the American Association of Nurse Anesthetists, told The Daily Signal.

“Does the quality change? No,” she continued. “If a [Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetist] decides they want to retire from active duty military and work in the VA, suddenly they’re not as safe as they were for their first 20 years? It doesn’t make any sense.”

Nimmo, who served in the Army Reserve for 10 years, and the American Association of Nurse Anesthetists are among a long list of organizations like the AARP and the Federal Trade Commission, Republican and Democrat members of Congress, and military groups supporting the Department of Veterans Affairs’ proposal.

Those supporters say that allowing advanced practice nurses to work independently would alleviate the issues plaguing the VA, like shortages of doctors and long wait times for veterans to see physicians.

According to the VA’s data, more than 507,000 veterans were waiting at least 30 days for an appointment, as of Sept. 15.

“This is a sensible, productive, quality way to fix the problem,” Nimmo said.

But on the other side of the proposal are large doctors’ groups lobbying hard against it. Those groups believe the rule is “unprecedented” and say expanding nurses’ authority would impact the standard of care.

“We feel this proposal will significantly undermine the delivery of care within the VA,” Dr. Stephen Permut, board chair of the American Medical Association, said in a statement in May. “With over 10,000 hours of education and training, physicians bring tremendous value to the health care team.”

Like the American Medical Association, the American Society of Anesthesiologists was vocal in opposing the VA’s proposal, calling it “dangerous.”

“Americans understand that it would be wrong to lower the standard of care provided to these men and women who have bravely served our country,” Dr. Daniel Cole, the group’s president, said in July. “We expect the VA will listen to the comments of veterans, their families and the American public who care about the quality of health care in the VA system and abandon this dangerous proposal that runs country to the VA’s own strategy to deliver high-quality, Veteran-centered care.”

Access to Care

Despite the concerns from physicians groups, nurses with advanced training point to their level of education and experience as arguments in favor of proposals to expand their scope of practice.

While physicians and physician groups have said that there is a substantial difference in the levels of education for doctors and advanced practice nurses, both Nimmo and Weston disagreed.

“The standards are very high, and we study the exact same things with the exact same textbooks,” Nimmo said specifically of nurse anesthetists. “Sometimes, they even take the same classes together.”

“If you’re putting the patient first, and if you’re putting the patient at the center of all of this and trying to do the best thing you can for the patient, the pushback is not understandable to me,” she continued, speaking to the opposition from physician groups.

Over the last few years, research has emerged suggesting that expanding the scope of practice for advanced practice nurses can help expand access to underserved populations, especially those living in rural communities.

“The reality is the research is on our side,” Baghai said. “We provide high quality, safe care.”

According to the National Conference of State Legislatures, which tracks scope of practice, 11 percent of the country’s physicians work in rural areas, but 20 percent of the population lives there.

Additionally, no studies suggest that advanced practice nurses deliver care that is of a lesser quality or less safe than that delivered by physicians, according to the Institute of Medicine.

“We are able to provide this much needed service to Americans,” Nimmo said. “It has been historically the norm that advanced practice registered nurses have taken care of patients in rural communities. It increases access for those people.”

“They might not have the time or the wherewithal to get themselves to an urban area for care,” she continued. “This provides the care to them right in their own neighborhood.”

Many groups supportive of expanding the scope of practice point to the floods of Americans—more than 17 million more, according to the National Conference of State Legislatures—that have become newly insured since Obamacare’s implementation as another reason advanced practice registered nurses should be able to work independently of physicians.

While more people are accessing the health care system through primary care providers instead of emergency rooms, there hasn’t been an increase in the number of physicians, the National Conference of State Legislatures found.

Allowing advanced practice registered nurses to work independently of physicians would help serve the growing population of people who are newly insured, Weston said.

“One of the ways the health care system would work the best is to have advanced practice nurses function at full practice authority in all states,” she told The Daily Signal. “It improves access to high quality health care.” (For more from the author of “Controversial Proposal for Nurses Could Expand Access to Care for Veterans” please click HERE)

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How My Husband Ended up in Jail After Walking Our Dog

For the record, I told you so, Peter!

In 2007, my British husband got a ticket for walking our dog Henry without a leash in Washington, D.C. The National Park Service made it impossible to pay the ticket. So, a newly minted citizen, Peter said he’d wait for his day in court.

I told him that was most unwise and that he could end up in jail.

I was right.

Overcriminalization is a serious issue in our country, and while Peter’s experience was trivial, it describes a terrible (yet hilarious) day.

Here’s an excerpt from my new book, “Let Me Tell You About Jasper.” This story is written by Peter, explaining how he ended up in jail while I was working at the White House. When he was given his “one phone call” from jail, I was in the Oval Office briefing the president. True story.

With that, I give you: my husband, the off-leash criminal.

It’s all Henry’s fault! My brush with the law started around 7:15 p.m. on Nov. 15, 2007, when I took Henry to Lincoln Park. I parked across the road and was walking in the park with him; the park was deserted apart from a few other dog owners there, and we chatted about our dogs as the darkness settled around us.

We were standing near the Lincoln statue when we noticed headlights entering the park toward the far end, and we saw a police car racing down the middle of the park toward us.

We soon realized the reason for the rapid approach: It was the Park Police and our dogs were off-leash. Everyone immediately called their dog and reached in their pockets for their leash. I did the same, but alas—no leash! I had left it on the seat of the car.

I quickly turned away and, with Henry walking extremely close, started to leave the park.

“You! Stop!” I heard. I turned and sure enough, the policeman had leapt from his car and was advancing rapidly toward me. Busted!

I explained to Officer Smith that I had left my leash in the car and was returning for it, so he asked for ID, then instructed me to wait while he went to the car. He took a few minutes, presumably checking I was not a serial dog-off-leash scofflaw and returned to write the ticket.

I tried to make light of the situation and joke with Officer Smith, but he was all business. No response, no smile, no pleasantries in reply to mine.

I duly received my ticket and was told that I could pay at any of the stations listed on the back. I informed Officer Smith that there were some suspicious squirrels at the end of the park that he might want to check on, and returned to my car.

Okay, I got a ticket. I was in the wrong, I broke the law, and I am not arguing with that. I had 15 days in which to pay and so on Nov. 24 I reported to First District Substation on E Street SE in Washington, D.C., as listed on the back of the ticket.

I was informed that they did not accept the payments anymore, and my inquiry as to where they thought I might be able to pay was met with a disinterested shrug and the words “Park Police headquarters.”

I returned home and, as we were leaving town for a couple of days, I decided to call the Park Police headquarters on Ohio Drive SW to check whether they accepted payment, or ask where I should mail the check, as the ticket stated, “You may mail in the collateral” but did not state where to mail the payment, how to make the payment, or to whom the payment should be made. However, all I got was an answering machine; an hour later I got the same. Are you starting to see a pattern here?

I have since learned that the ticket I received with both wrong and missing information had been incorrect for six years. A friend got a ticket six years prior and the station on E Street SE did not accept payment then.

So I duly wrote a check made out to U.S. Park Police and mailed it to the headquarters, with a letter explaining that their ticket contained wrong and insufficient information.

I also stated, “I know that the job of ticketing dog owners whose dog is off-leash is highly important—especially in time of war and terror threats, not to mention D.C.’s soaring crime rate. However, if someone at your department could see their way to having a ticket written in competent language with correct information, perhaps we might feel our taxes are not being totally squandered.”

They received my letter and did not reply for 12 days before stating that my payment was unacceptable and that I should send a money order to the D.C. Court.

By the time I received the letter it was already 10 days past the cutoff date and the ticket stated that this would “result in the case being presented at the District of Columbia Superior Court for disposition.”

Given that I had made three attempts to pay, and some information on the ticket lacked sufficient details while other information was just plain wrong, I decided to have my day in court. I wanted to explain to the judge just how apathetic/indolent/incompetent the Park Police are with their tickets. And as a newly minted citizen (for all of about two months), I knew it was my right!

I was therefore awaiting notice to attend court, but did not hear anything for some time. Given that the Park Police are apparently incapable of producing a competently written ticket, this didn’t surprise me.

However, upon returning from a business trip in April, I found a letter inviting me to go to the police station on Fourth Street SW so that they could process me through court on the same day. This was part of “Operation Clean Slate.” (I’m not kidding or exaggerating.)

On Wednesday the 18th I went to the station but was told it was too late for processing that day and was asked to return early the next morning, preferably before 7 a.m. When I asked how long the process would be, I was told, “Oh, an hour and a half, maybe two hours.”

So on the 19th I arrived at the station at 6:45 a.m. and was promptly arrested! The arresting officer asked what had happened and he shook his head in amazement. “They issued a warrant for that?” he asked incredulously. “Why didn’t you go to the court and pay the fine?”

Oops! That’s something else not mentioned on the ticket—apparently the Park Police expect citizens to be psychic. So during the 12 days my letter was sitting in the Park Police headquarters being ignored, they had gone ahead and issued a warrant.

My belongings and belt were taken and I was placed in a cell. Now, I am a normal, law-abiding person. I’ve never been in a cell in my life, and my reaction was somewhere between surprise and fascination. It was just like the TV shows. The fact that I knew a judge would release me as soon as I was through the court proceeding meant that I was never worried—this was in no way a long-term situation—but it was strange to know that I could not leave if I wanted to.

I no longer had any control over my own freedom, and while awaiting transportation to the court I contemplated how awful it must be for someone who knows they will be incarcerated for a long time. It doesn’t matter how many times you see it on the TV; it’s different when you are there yourself. I was tempted to ask if I could get a tattoo of Henry on my shoulder to mark the occasion.

However, when the other prisoners were taken to court and I remained there, I inquired as to why and was told that, as I was a Park Police case, I must await a Park Police officer.

Of course nobody turned up from the Park Police station for a couple of hours, so I sat and waited patiently, counting the tiles on the floor (8,280) and finding the whole situation actually quite amusing. Though by this time I knew that the parking meter was running out for my car; so much for a couple of hours.

Finally, the Park Police arrived and it was none other than my old nemesis Officer Smith! He searched me again and, after handcuffing me, led me to his car. At least I sat in the front so it wouldn’t look like I had been arrested if anyone I knew saw me.

When he got into the driver’s seat, I said, “When you put me in the car, weren’t you supposed to put your hand on my head, like they do in the movies?” He did not respond.

I tried making conversation with Officer Smith but the responses were monosyllabic and usually one word. I tried making jokes, but they fell on deaf ears. All business, this guy (or maybe the squirrel jibe was still rankling him).

Upon arrival at the headquarters building, I was taken to another cell and the cuffs were released, then after five minutes Officer Smith brought me out and cuffed me to a wooden bar while he filled in the necessary paperwork. It’s probably just as well he did, because by this time I was considering fleeing.

If I could just overpower this young, fit, armed officer and steal his ID to open the door before anyone noticed—the place was after all virtually empty—I could be free! I could see the headlines: Leashless Dog Walker Stalks D.C. parks.

I knew I was also allowed to call my wife, but I was a little afraid to. Dana had warned me several times about getting that ticket paid, and when I told her I was going to exercise my rights she told me I was going to be arrested. I didn’t believe her. Now I was going to have to call her at the White House, where she was the acting press secretary and surely “didn’t need this crap.” Her White House voice can still scare me to this day.

So I said to Officer Smith that I would like to make a call. He looked at me blankly.

“I’ve seen the movies. I know my rights,” I said with a smile.

He grudgingly obliged.

When I called the press office, her assistant press secretary Carlton Carroll answered the phone. He said she was in the Oval Office and asked if I wanted to interrupt the meeting. Over my dead body! So I asked him to leave her a message, which he promptly emailed. She saw a message came in and snuck a peek at her messages. All it said was that I had been delayed and that she needed to arrange for the dog walker to come take care of Henry.

She later told me that she knew immediately. “That jerk’s been arrested.” (Right on both counts.)

More handcuffs, another car, and I was soon at the court building, where, once Officer Smith was sure we were behind locked doors, I was handed over to the processing officers.

Form-filling and fingerprinting followed; however, these fellows, while highly professional, were a lot more relaxed. When they asked the reason for my arrest and I told them “walking my dog without a leash,” the response was hilarity. I think I was the first, as it took them some time to find the nearest category for me on the computer!

When they stopped laughing, a mature officer of some years’ service also told me, “This is ridiculous.” He explained that most officers would have used their initiative, had the warrant delayed for a couple of days, and made a call, or even visited me to tell me to go to the court and pay.

Still, we enjoyed the humor of the situation and made a few wisecracks, while they fed me cheese sandwiches and lemonade and, after 10 minutes in my third cell, I was cuffed again and placed in the back of yet another car to be taken to the Superior Court building a couple of hundred yards away.

By this time, it was early afternoon, and the officer driving told us he was rushing so that we would be processed that afternoon. He explained that if we weren’t processed that day it would mean an overnight stay. Now it wasn’t quite so funny!

When he asked the reason for my arrest and I told him, it resulted in the same outburst of disbelieving laughter. “Are you serious? You were arrested for that?”

So now I arrived at the Superior Court, where the handcuffs were finally removed, only to be replaced with leg shackles! “If my friends could only see me now,” I thought with a wry smile.

Following another search, I found myself in the fourth cell, one I shared with 20 others.

A couple hours more cell time and after three court-appointed attorneys shared the humor of the situation and expressed their disbelief that an arrest had been made for this, I found myself in front of the judge.

I explained what had happened and even the judge smiled. With my English accent, I was clearly a relative newcomer to the United States, and I had made three attempts to pay via a Park Police system that I described to him as blatantly incompetent, but it had not been possible given the inadequate information they provided.

The judge told me that this should not have happened and that I should not have been there that day. I held up my manacled leg and said, “Well, your honor, it’s been a very interesting day and I’ve had a good insight into the U.S. judicial system.” He smiled and said, “Welcome to America!”

Upon payment my record would be expunged, and I left the court a free man. I had to collect my belongings from the Park Police station the next day—they had told me that after 3 p.m. the office would be closed. I hope nobody went there to pay a fine that afternoon.

As my car keys were with the belongings, I walked there with Henry on a delightful April morning. (On the leash all the way, I would add! Well, most of it—)

Oh, and the good news was—I did not get a parking ticket after being off the meter all the previous day! But if I had, I would have paid that ticket right away.

This is an excerpt from Dana Perino’s new book “Let Me Tell You About Jasper,” courtesy of Twelve Books.

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