“Let’s Endorse the First 2016 Candidate to Make ‘Burn it Down’ Their Campaign Theme,” and Other Deep Conservative Thoughts

I know it’s a little early, but the 2032 election between George P. Bush and Chelsea Clinton looks too close to call.

Watching all these Republicans that Christian conservatives like me helped put into office all these years now run away from the marriage issue makes me unable to stand these feckless hacks.

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton takes his oath of office seriously. Expect the Marxists on the Left, to hit him with a sham indictment or hit-piece in the New York Times any day now. Fascists never tolerate dissent.

Pro tip: don’t refer to lawlessness as “the rule of law” otherwise you’ve defined yourself as lawless for opposing it.

I think I will endorse the first 2016 candidate to make “burn it down” their campaign theme.

The loudest cheering when Chief Justice John Roberts again saved Obamacare via King v. Burwell came from Republican leaders on Capitol

Hill, who were scared to death they might actually have to do their jobs if the verdict had gone the other way.

The next time someone tries to convince you to vote for a GOP progressive over a Democrat progressive “to get good judges,” kindly respond by kicking him in the shin with a steel-toed boot. Spitting on him is also an option.

Does anyone know how many of the 400 homicides that occurred in Obama’s native Chicago last year were caused by the Confederate Flag?

I think they should announce a sequel to the Bill Murray classic Groundhog Day, but then just re-release the original.

Never forget that electing bad Republicans now always leads to electing even worse Democrats later.

Remember all those slippery slope arguments against redefining marriage they promised us would never happen? The same people who lied then are arguing for polygamy now.

Everybody is looking for the “next Reagan.” But I’m looking for the next Bush and the next Bush after that. Because, big tent.

Huh? Karl Rove is a liar? Is nothing sacred anymore?

I never understood why John Elway grew his hair out and sang that annoying “Cherry Pie” song.

I think the Republicans should let Mitt Romney play kingmaker in their 2016 primary. Right after the Democrats let Michael Dukakis play kingmaker in theirs.

Nothing says “love wins” like telling people “your Savior is a fraud” and “you’re a hateful bigot who doesn’t deserve free speech.”

I think my favorite liars in politics are the Leftists who claim America wasn’t founded on Judeo-Christian principles, while they fight so hard to rid us of the Judeo-Christian principles we were founded on. After all, if we weren’t founded on Judeo-Christian principles, but as a secular utopia as you claim, how did the Judeo-Christian principles get there in the first place?

Cornel West was on CNN ranting about “white supremacy” the other day. If “white supremacy” indeed exists, why didn’t it stop a raving idiot like West from getting degrees from not one, but two Ivy League universities?

I think we’ve learned the only people the “liberal media” still have power over happen to be running the Republican Party.

Remember when George Lucas had talent? Good times.

I want to be the first to congratulate the first transgendered presidential candidate. Call him Lindsey.

People ask me if I’m ready to form a third party yet, but I’d kind of like to see what a second party looks like first.

Before considering D.C. statehood, I suggest changing its area code to 666.

If the Jehovah’s Witnesses believe only 144,000 go to heaven, yet there are currently over 7 million of them, why do they keep knocking on my door and bugging me every Saturday? Isn’t it already too late for me?

I’ve decided I’m no longer voting for RINOs, Republicrats, “lesser of two evils,” etc. under any circumstances. See, the GOP has finally convinced me that whatever unelected judges decree — no matter how heinous — is the new “law of the land.” Therefore, there’s no need for me to plug my nose to vote for their charlatans anymore, nor sweat out the outcome of elections between a lying progressive and a real progressive. After all, the progressive judges they both appoint and confirm will just tell us what today’s new and exciting laws are regardless, so what’s the point? Why waste all that time, talent, and treasure on an utterly fruitless exercise, when they’re coming out with some really cool stuff for the PS4 and football season is just around the corner? Not to mention another season of Sister Wives is on its way, and I hear that new gal is a real firecracker! (“Deep Conservative Thoughts” originally posted HERE)

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