Move Over Bud Light, ‘Ultra Right’ Beer Is Coming to Take Your Customers

Beer is the unofficial icon of American culture. You see it at football games, concerts, BBQs, and every patriotic holiday the country celebrates. And nothing says America quite like conservative values. So it’s no surprise that Bud Light is losing customers by the hour after patterning with transgender TikTok “star” Dylan Mulvaney.

The partnership has driven the Republican CEO of Freedom Speaks Up, Seth Weathers, to rival the woke beer company by launching his “Conservative Dad’s Ultra Right” beer.

“Americans have been buying beer from a company that doesn’t know which bathroom to use,” Weather’s said. “If you love America and our traditional values, and you know which restroom to use, Conservative Dad’s Ultra Right Beer is for you.”

Americans can drink their cold ones out of a patriotic red, white, and blue-painted can and with the vow of being a “100% Woke-Free American Beer.” It is described as an “airy special gold blend,” set to begin shipping for $19.99 a six-pack in mid-May.

America's been buying beer from a company that doesn't even know which restroom to use.

There's a new beer in town! pic.twitter.com/JHm4BspZwB

— SETH WEATHERS (@sethweathers) April 12, 2023